Hunger Pangs

Ok, it’s weird. It’s like I’m constantly hungry. I’ve been devouring pau’s like nobody’s business and I hv hitherto managed to resist buying chocolate…till half an hour ago dat is. Well, so far, I’ve had breakfast (at 7 am, the normal dimsum stuff, blergh, am so so so sick of it, wish never to eat another fishball ever again!), lunch (3 pau’s and um…yea sum weirdo chestnut thingo), coffee (from the silly lunchbar, they had to make it twice cos the silly girl stuffed up the first time…yeah no kidding), an oily red bean bun thingo and kinder chocolates. I bought like 3 bars (yes, I’m sure it’s not imitation cos got it from a supermarket…and if it is…it’s bloody good imitation) and it’s all gone, bar the wrappers…which I’m looking at wistfully. Dat was good shite. I’m thinkin’ it’s the blooooooody cold weather’s fault I’m always hungry. U noe…I’m actuallie exercising here…ok, if u count shaking like a leaf exercising. Plus the lunchbar is a pretty long walk for a cup of coffee…tho well worth it. I’m wondering tho… does ovulating make u eat more?

neways, been watching shrek 2 for the…god knows? Umpteenth time. Sorrie jo, din mean to make it such a torture for u.

Shrek 2 – revisited

Fairy Godmother (bellowing): He ENDURES blistering winds and scorching deserts, he climbs to the highest bloody room of tallest bloody tower! And what does he find? some gender confused wolf telling him that his princess is already married

King Harold: well, it wasn’t my fault that he didn’t get there in time.

Fairy Godmother (yells): STOP THE CAR!!! Harold, you force me to do something that I really don’t want to do. (carriage’s window winds down)

King Harold (timid voice as sandwiched between 2 ugly bodyguards): Where are we?

(southern American accent) Well, hi there, welcome to Friars Fat Boy. May I take your order?

Fairy Godmother: My diet is ruined! I hope you’re happy! Uh, ok. 2 Renaissance Wraps, no mayo, chilli rings…

Charming: I’ll have the Medieval Meal

Fairy Godmother: And one Medieval Meal, er, Harold, Curly fries?

King Harold: er…no, I’m fine thank you.

Fairy Godmother: Oh, come on, I know it’s not Taco Bell, so what do you want?

King Harold: No, I’m fine.

miss list

1) the bustling city, or any sort of place dat’s buzzing wif activity as this hospice is pretty stagnant…bar the nurses…

2) having a cap wif chaboh/mun after a day’s worth of shopping…shopping!!!!!!

3) warmth

4) a nice large comfy bed wif fluffy pillows and comforters…

5) Hugs and Kisses from the boy