Day four - i hv survived thus far

Listenin’ to Goodies by Ciara…

ok, so where’s Zhu Hai u ask. Smart tiffy has smarten up. She bought a…MAP!! Muahahaha. So,

ZHUHAI is located south of Guangdong Province, and is adjacent to South China Sea (yep, dat helps). She has 146 islands scattered in the vast expanse of the ocean, hence her nickname “the City of a Hundred Islands”(yeah, I’m typing it directly from the map, but it’s interesting u have to admit!)

So, Zhuhai is 140 km from Guangzhou (yikes, so I’m not IN Guangzhou…I tell u, my mum gives me the worst information!). She borders Hong Kong and Shenzhen to the east (Hmm...), Macao to the south (Ahh…so desu) and Zhongshan to the north by land.

Enclycopaedic Fact!

In 1999, Zhuhai was honoured as “the International Award for Best Practices in Improving Environment” by the United Nations (tiffy raises an eyebrow…ok, obviously I can’t but dat’s wat I imagine me doin! Hehe, the powers of literature.)

Zhuhai became one of the Special Economic Zones in 1980 and has under her jurisdiction 3 administrative districts…la la la…more la la la, then…The magical city, Zhuhai welcomes you!...whhooooooooooooooooopee!

Listenin’ to let’s get it on by Marvin Gaye…

Startling event of the day (so u guys noe how monotonous life is here).

wanted to get a cup of coffee (there are only 2 places dat sells coffee nearby, one is a um…lunchbar? The other…a dimsum place) at the ‘lunch bar’, then, bloody wind decides to howl in my ear (I noe!!! I was incredulous as well! wat the?) so asked for takeaway instead. Guess wat she pours the coffee into? A plastic bubble tea cup. Yeah, for shizzle menizel (ok, did I spell it or use rite this time?). and quite obviously the cup starts getting soft and I can’t carry it let alone drink from it. So asked for sumthin else…she gives me a smaller plastic cup (whoopee!) dats equally soft. So…guess wat tiffy does? U dun noe do u? she takes the soft mushy cup dats melting into the coffee…after 10 steps away from the lunch bar, pours the contents down the drain…squashes the cup…proceeds on to the hateful asshole’s ‘convenience store’ and dumps the melted plastic mush near it. Muahahaha. Vengeance shall be mine!!!

ok, so I felt bad straight after. But I couldn’t reallie walk back and pick it up and dump it into the bin cld i? all dignity wld’ve been lost.

u noe wat…I hv not said one f-word all day!! Seriously, I’m not kidding. Nor hv I said bloody…oh hang on…I did say the f-word. Shucks.

J.Lo’s I’m Real feat. Ja Rule was playing on my MD all day…and it starts wif …

first sum dude whispers “murder inc” then

Ja Rule:What’s my MOTHERFUCKIN’ Name!!!(tiffy 'sings' along wif him)

J.Lo replies R-U-L-E

Ja Rule: Growing back on this Mary Jane I’m analysing the game

J.Lo: and the game don’t chose me

Ja Rule: to bring pain to pussy niggers and pussy holders one and the same

J.Lo: ever since u told me

Ja Rule: there’s only room for 2, I’ve been makin’ less room fo’ u

J.Lo: now only god can hold me

Ja Rule: hug me, love me, judge me, the only man dat high’s above me, HOLLER

J.Lo: I met so many men and…it’s like they’re all the same, my appetite for lovin’ is now my hunger pain, and when I’m feelin’ sexy, who’s gonna comfort me? My only problem is…their insecurity!

Ja Rule: are u tired of bein alone?

J.Lo: yeah yeah

Ja Rule: sicka arguin’ on the fone

J.Lo: yeah yeah

Ja Rule: are u tellin’ all ur frens? Dat ur nigger dun understand my love…

Chorus

Ja Rule sings, ok unimportant, until he says: Bitch, I ain’t doin this shit for nuthin’ (at which point I yell bitch!).

J.Lo: now ppl lovin’ me and hatin’ me, treatin’ me ungratefully, but now I noe dat they ain’t makin’ or breakin’ me. My life I live it to the limit and I love it, now I can breathe again baby now I can breathe again. Now ppl screamin’ wat the deal wif u and so and so, I tell them nigs mind their biz but they dun hear tho, my life I live it to the limit and I love it, now I can breathe again baby now I can breathe again.

Ok, I din mean to make u go thru all dat crap…but dat’s how bored I am. And so the song's been on repeat…cos it’s the only song wif swearin’ in dat particular md. Sad but true. Shoulda put sum eminem in eh?

China Product Fact

Ever heard of Wahaha? Neither have I, it’s a brand for purified drinking water dat’s endorsed by…none other than Lee Hom. Yes! I kid u not. Sweet eh?

aight, dat’s all for now. I am doin’ a clubbin’ mix of mah own! Yes, I am restless…and antsy, and various other things.

Listenin’ to...sexual healing-marvin gaye