chidori's karyukai

Tiff's 'flower and willow world' is heading into the wonderful world of mosquitoes, altitude sickness and beautiful people...

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

today tonight

ok, i despise dat program...its the ultimate paragon of sensationalism!!!

but...

i am appearing on it. i kid u not my frens, i am goin NATIONAL muahahhahaha...ok, crap la but listen!

8.10 am

fone rings once...but cannot hear (head was spinning wif media relations rules...u must be nice to journo...u must NOT deny or cover up for organisation's wrongdoings...u must make sure to thank journo for comin to media conf...so on so forth)

8.30 am

fone rings again and tiffy finali picks up...

me: hello, tiffany speaking (in an exceptionally PERKY voice, ahh, the joys of superficiality)

stranger: hello tiffany, this is melissa fr channel 7...i'm sori i just realized its only 8.30 in WA (DUH), I'm doing a national feature of INternational students...now the program will be....2 sections...carlisle train station...Monash UNi survey...(yes, drifting in and out of sleep)

me: sure, MOST DEFINITELY...yes, of course..

melissa: now, can we do the interview today?

tiffy sits up ...NANDE?! but got exam!!

me: yes, of course, but it'll have to be after 4

melissa: alrite, let me consult WA, hold a sec....

...

4 it is!

@#$%alamak*&^%DNX%&^*MAHAI!!!!

me: ok, i'll see u at 4! bye!

ok, now tell me...where in the conversation above did she say TOday Tonight?! where where where?

btw, its featuring tomoro eve...and i'd prefer if u guys do NOT watch it...hv a zit on my lip, red eyes and unkempt hair...yeah so...do me a favour n not watch it...and if u do, pls do not talk to me abt it...

there is a certain sort of embarasment when u hv to walk down ur uni pathway a number of times wif no aim or direction watsoever

or talking wif hui lin, eric and jacky ...as if everything is normal when they're massive spotlights & a cameraman shootin at every angle...

in regards to the exam...my final paper, well...there was not enuf time! i am so serious...i've calculated and it may be a possible ....pass?

fingers crossed

over and out

12 Comments:

At 7:03 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK! u mean i missed a chance to be on TV! ON TODAY TONIGHT SOMEMORE! that the BEST current affairs program ever! NOT! damn the shopping list la! kalau tak aku dah lebih GLAM dari awak, tifffy! *hands on hips, eyes rolling2 ala makcik2 kepo(not that im one, i just imitate them well ok!)*
oh the pants no need to buy cos she buy herself already. haha. aiya! shit la forget to buy the bakhlava for her! ggrrr!

ps oh.. and i'll be an ECU student next sem! :D

*fidah-pompuan-giler-juz-like-tiffy*

 
At 2:26 am , Blogger kennysia said...

They very nice hor. Wait until I left office for 4 years then they decide to put ISC on national TV. Grrrrr

 
At 1:19 pm , Blogger Avloomat said...

ok go ... and fidah... hisap sua...

and kenny, soon when's your cyber wedding with Xiaxue?

 
At 10:00 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

tiffy... i think u were not pretty enuf for the tv OR that ur 'acting' of walking up and down the 'rd' was not good enuf cos DUN HAVE LEH! i watched it just now until tertido-tido. hehe.

-fidah-besok-nak-balik-yahoo!-

 
At 1:16 pm , Blogger chidori said...

ALAMAK!!!!!!!!! never kena scolding kao kao fr so many ppl b4 kns! Fidah pompuan GILA lucky u back in s'pore or else...hehehehe, me and vegard throwing party tonite..teehee...his last 100 bucks spent on booze liao muahahahha....

mr sia,
muahahhahaa, yes yes indeed soo ..that is the case, aiya, u no need to be on national tv la...sum more crappy ass program dat talks abt microwaves etc...u ST and Star star liao wat ;p

bitch!
wats wif the vomit huh? wat wat wat??????????? ai ya, i understand la...u jus want dat lamb bag...muahahaha u're not gettin it ;p

 
At 12:00 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Change you NAME HERE AND STOP STEALING MY ID HERE RIGHT NOW OR
I WILL DO IT FOR YOU HERE

 
At 12:03 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not joking here who ever you might be .
stealing some elses id here is agains the law

 
At 12:08 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

? ???
iam of direct descended of noble birth from a aristocrat family and my ancestries goes back in time permits way back in time of 403 years now to be precise right back to the Tokugawa Ieyasu
Lady Chidori

 
At 12:11 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello there I am Karyukai I am a professional artist entertainer in the arts, and I am a female of mixed blood being of half-Japanese & Dutch. I speak four languages, which include Dutch, English, Indonesian and Japanese. And I do not CYBER here on the on the net
and stop stealing my id here who ever you might be.

? ???

 
At 12:13 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

and i hope you are getting our messages here thief
well you better

? ???

 
At 5:56 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

ohhhhhhhhh well looks like i will be cloning here then from now on no one here will know who you really are then lol so worried about to much here lol.
if yo can be me i can be you here as well then ok and that is fair dont you think here hahahahaaaaa
so look up you clone site here from now as well lol and lets be clones here together from now on here.
bai bai aijou kara Chidori

 
At 1:04 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

03/12/05

same old rubbish here still there are fakers on the net then i have ever imation here it seems they coming out ever were these days here.
and i wonder when our movie is release what will happing then here will there be even more of of Karyukai here . i wonder how many there are here now and how many will be left here in the future.

love to all my Sisters
from Chidori
with lots of hugs

and i hope the movie will be all facts and no fiction

 

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