The magic porridge pot

 Today wasn’t as magical as yesterday…reality hits. I needed coffee.  Did not feed the fishes, canaries or water the ‘tua chai’. Had decided to do it at nite…but upon reaching home, felt dat it mite seem a tad silly to turn on the retic at 6.30pm as the world is dark and plants still looked alive.  

Am watching winter sonata disc 7 (yes, it was tough and slow but I managed and still enduring…)..ai yah, so confusing, cannot keep up…does that mean she loves the dude wif the dyed hair…or the cute blacked hair one? Ai yah…urgh, tryin hard to put the pieces together…  

Neways… shall describe the porridge fiasco. Rite. I decided to cook porridge wif sum potato soup mum made me. (it seemed reallie boring to eat potato soup by itself) neways, ok I’m gonna sound reallie stoopid, (yeah…Jolene reckons the same) ok see the thing is …I put in 1 and a half cups of beras (rice). Rite ok, I hear bursts of laughter, laugh away, I’m glad u’re releasing sum endorphins…the thing is how was I suppose to know that 1 and a half cups of rice is a lot!! Seriously, mum always asked me to cook dat amount and it’s enuf for…ok, 4 ppl or sumthin. Haih yah…wish someone told me.  

The more the thing cooked the more it seemed to get…then I had to add water…and then it kept cooking and getting bigger and bigger and bigger, it was like the magic porridge pot!!! Only diff was that it didn’t flood the whole town, ok dats a big diff but see…I had to separate it into 2 pots!!! Ok, in order to confirm the fact dat I am indeed kinda stoopid (altho understatement but only when it comes to cooking and common sense!i hope…)…I um, tried to cook the beras in the slow cooker wif the potato soup and water…after an hour I touched the concoction…and it was in the words of OUtkast “ice cold”!!! then I realized…um, maybe I had to cook the porridge first? Unless I wanted to cook the thing for a whole day…  

Neways, result is…2 large pots of potato porridge dat I hope Jolene will be able to help me finish on wed ;p…hehe, sorrie sweetie. I’ve got mushrooms to compensate. Yes, indeed it is a sad day. I shall resolve to be good to the fishes, birds and tua chai tomolo.  

My reason is…it’s the totm (time of the month). Seriously, today was the worst that I’ve experienced for this whole year…I could actuallie feel it tearing & disintegrating, then travelling thru my uterus whilst pushing and pulling, it’s as if someone was trying to wrench my guts out (I truly wished that person wouldddd!)...to the ladies out there, u knoe what I’m talking about…hell seems like a helluva nice place. Neways, shall forego the pineapples for now and stick to the oranges…(tiffy has lost look on face), ok I dun think it makes a diff…hence, won’t bother on wat can or cannot be eaten and jus eat!!  

Spies Dove triple choc on table and munches down 2/3 of the bar…rite….just eat huh?   Over and out.